First instincts......

I may be alone in theses thoughts but, sometimes when someone I don’t like is talking to me, I think about kicking them in the head! I know, I know, weird but this is a very true statement…… Ok even worse, I occasionally think about kicking people in the head that I do like, but I just don’t like what they are saying at that time! Like I said before, I may be a lone wolf here, but the impulse I have, every so often, is to kick people in the head. Sometimes I just turn people off in my head when they are speaking (you know, in my head I hear Charlie Brown’s teacher) and I think “kick one, kick two, kick three…… right in the head!” Of course, I do not think this is an appropriate behavior, you know, going around kicking folks in the head, but oh how great it would be to just do it…….. I won’t but…… OH YA! I can see it now……….

In the grocery store the cashier could say “Sorry mama, this coupon doesn’t work here” then a KICK right to the head, “Works now, don’t it” I would reply after the awe-inspiring kick to the head! The improper grammar and all……. Gosh how amazing it could be!

Or when picking up the kids from their father he could say “Hey you forgot the check you owe me” then round-house KICK to the head! “Ya, I got your check right here” I would yell as he fell to the ground! How bad-ass kung-fu of me that could be!

Oh, or a person who could cut me off driving and yell “Move lady!” I could jump out of my car at the stop light and walk up to their window as they roll it down yelling at me, then BOOM, I ram my heel into their head all gangster style! “You messed with the wrong lady today” I would calmly say as they take me away in the back of the cop car.  Oh the satisfaction I could feel…. Priceless!

But like I stated before, theses are all in my imagination. I could never kick someone in the head! I am 4’11 for god sakes, I could barely kick them in the shin! Maybe that is why the fantasy is so grand. I may just have short-chic Napoleon syndrome! You know as if I am a lil’ chihuahua puppy acting like I am a Great Dane....  Running around kicking people in the head!